Good times

Best way to make people wonder what you were doing on a Sunday night?

Sometimes going to bed is just way too much effort.

Best way to give yourself a tummy ache?

Entering the unofficial “biggest bowl of messy leftover pasta ever” contest.

Best thing to do to ensure that tummy ache persists?

Eat grapes from a bowl far bigger than your head.

Best way to ensure you’ll regret the 3 diet cokes you just drank?

Sprawl on the couch in such an inviting way that the cat that typically withholds his affection can’t help but jump up in your lap and force you to sit motionless for hours.

Which we’re still doing.   Still.